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... right.

i know where babies come from!! but what makes you think that you're pregnant??

WELL, im glad u asked, my biggest and dearest sister of mine.

when a girl (that's me!) is minding her own business and then a boy (that's ekko) comes up to her and says, "HEY, guess what? turns out my prayers of remembering some crap about this place has been answered. case in point, i remember dating your sexy beast ass.", things get...................out of hand.

in the "heat of the moment" kind of out of hand. and then the two lovebirds did the "hot steamy dance" without any sort of protection whatsoever. does the girl (that's me!) remember if the boy (that's ekko) pulled out in time before his fireworks exploded? NOPE! because *she* was setting off her own collection of explosives.

and well, u know. OUR way of knowing if someone is cooking a batch of sump-rats is if the chick is popping a lump. or morning sickness. but *im* special, and have shimmer swimming in my bloodstream, sooooo who knows if the same applies. so instead of doing the good old fashion praying to janna method - which is like praying to myself (me being zaun's goddess symbol) which WONT work because janna is a faker, ragna told me there are tests u can take. i have to piss on a stick, and it'll tell me if im growing a monster.

i can go either way, really. after raising isha and all, i think i got this parenting thing in the bag.

Edited 2025-02-25 19:47 (UTC)

your ONLY sister...

[............. everything is so much in this text, she doesn't even know where to begin gflkhd]

i don't even think i've heard of anyone getting pregnant here. is that a thing that even happens?

thank hell i don't have to worry about that shit. makes life a lot more simple.

beats me. ive been getting my monthly bloody rivers and i hope every chick here's been getting it too or something is REALLY wrong with me. but ha, what else is new, am i right????

if i was dating a girl, i wouldnt have to worry about it either. i like dudes and chicks all the same, but im in my "boy phase" right now, i guess.

but it looks like between u and me, ill be the one carrying the family pool gene since ure not interested. gotta give mom and pop in the sky some grandkids.

Edited 2025-02-27 16:17 (UTC)

i think you're mostly in your ekko phase right now.

[she knows that girl is crazy about him... lmao]

if i ever have a kid, i'd probably pick up some scrappy little kid from Zaun. there's a lot of orphans there.

but right now... i don't think i'm equipped to raise anyone.

he likes to do one arm push-ups with his shirt off.
its
amazing
to watch.

he used to crash with u once. have u seen him with his hair down yet and freshly out of the shower? i know, i know, ewwww jinx, hes like a brother to me. but im telling u to look at him as a work-out buddy trainer prospective.

[case in point.]

following my route, eh? i get it. well!! if im expecting, ill be ok with it. that just means isha will have a sibling.

isha is my best friend-little sister-daughter. she's ALL the roles!! that rascal is just that cool.

Edited 2025-03-01 16:19 (UTC)

yeah, he crashed with me until he got tired of me and Cait and decided to go live somewhere else. i saw him with his hair down a few times. he's cute.

[in the big sister sort of way, of course. she knows that people would find Ekko attractive, okay.]

Isha's pretty cool. [.......] it's a shame i didn't get to spend more time with her.

u would have been a great aunt. i definitely could have used some help in teaching her how to write. shes a terrible speller.

not sure i'd be good at being a teacher.

i'd be the kind of aunt that gives the kids a lot of sugar and gives them back to their parents.

if u give my kid sweets at night, theyre spending the night with u, not me.

Edited 2025-03-08 02:50 (UTC)

that's the beauty. you won't know until they're nice and secure back at your place.

and itll be JUST as beautiful when u find a small bullet shell in ur next sausage.

as if stray bullets won't come up in my life whether i piss you off or not.

or did you forget all those times you had all of your shit in our bed from your gadgets? how many times did i almost sit on a nail?