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beats me. ive been getting my monthly bloody rivers and i hope every chick here's been getting it too or something is REALLY wrong with me. but ha, what else is new, am i right????

if i was dating a girl, i wouldnt have to worry about it either. i like dudes and chicks all the same, but im in my "boy phase" right now, i guess.

but it looks like between u and me, ill be the one carrying the family pool gene since ure not interested. gotta give mom and pop in the sky some grandkids.

Edited 2025-02-27 16:17 (UTC)

i think you're mostly in your ekko phase right now.

[she knows that girl is crazy about him... lmao]

if i ever have a kid, i'd probably pick up some scrappy little kid from Zaun. there's a lot of orphans there.

but right now... i don't think i'm equipped to raise anyone.

he likes to do one arm push-ups with his shirt off.
its
amazing
to watch.

he used to crash with u once. have u seen him with his hair down yet and freshly out of the shower? i know, i know, ewwww jinx, hes like a brother to me. but im telling u to look at him as a work-out buddy trainer prospective.

[case in point.]

following my route, eh? i get it. well!! if im expecting, ill be ok with it. that just means isha will have a sibling.

isha is my best friend-little sister-daughter. she's ALL the roles!! that rascal is just that cool.

Edited 2025-03-01 16:19 (UTC)

yeah, he crashed with me until he got tired of me and Cait and decided to go live somewhere else. i saw him with his hair down a few times. he's cute.

[in the big sister sort of way, of course. she knows that people would find Ekko attractive, okay.]

Isha's pretty cool. [.......] it's a shame i didn't get to spend more time with her.

u would have been a great aunt. i definitely could have used some help in teaching her how to write. shes a terrible speller.

not sure i'd be good at being a teacher.

i'd be the kind of aunt that gives the kids a lot of sugar and gives them back to their parents.

if u give my kid sweets at night, theyre spending the night with u, not me.

Edited 2025-03-08 02:50 (UTC)

that's the beauty. you won't know until they're nice and secure back at your place.

and itll be JUST as beautiful when u find a small bullet shell in ur next sausage.

as if stray bullets won't come up in my life whether i piss you off or not.

or did you forget all those times you had all of your shit in our bed from your gadgets? how many times did i almost sit on a nail?