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[opheliac]

u would have been a great aunt. i definitely could have used some help in teaching her how to write. shes a terrible speller.

[grappler]

not sure i'd be good at being a teacher.

i'd be the kind of aunt that gives the kids a lot of sugar and gives them back to their parents.

[opheliac]

if u give my kid sweets at night, theyre spending the night with u, not me.

[grappler]

that's the beauty. you won't know until they're nice and secure back at your place.

[opheliac]

and itll be JUST as beautiful when u find a small bullet shell in ur next sausage.

[grappler]

as if stray bullets won't come up in my life whether i piss you off or not.

or did you forget all those times you had all of your shit in our bed from your gadgets? how many times did i almost sit on a nail?

[opheliac]

what did u expect? i didnt had a workshop back then.

now? im working on one. two, actually.

[grappler]

you never gave me that punching thing you were making. latest gift ever.

[she's joking, of course.]

[opheliac]

u cant rush perfection.

[aka, she has an attention span of a hamster, so that's why she hadn't finished it.]

[grappler]

[Vi knows this fortunately]

right, right.

you just have a short attention span.

[opheliac]

and ur farts can melt an entire city.

[grappler]

very mature.

aldrip hasn't been melted yet.

[opheliac]

oh its coming. a fat rip is over the horizon.

[grappler]

whatever.