and yea, like i said. ure princess long legs' pet. she says fetch and u start running. she says gas ur city to find ur little sister, and u say, "sure thing, babe!!! aanything for u!! just let me sleep at the end of ur bed tonight, ok?????? i wanna be close to ur boots and ur abnormally long feet!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕"
oh my gods we're so not getting into this right now. you know why we did what we did, to keep people off the streets while we went after the chembarons.
["so not getting into this" and then proceeds to explain anyway, even though she's wasting her time trying to say otherwise.]
and I sleep on her chest, thank you very much. not near her feet like a dog.
oh, NOW we give a crap. u want to start this again about giving me advice?
and let me remind u that silco knows about this bet, so if ur want ur little buddy breathing correctly for the rest of this month, u might want to keep a close eye on him.
actually. silco's been a little more aggressive lately, more silco-y than usual.
i think he might have blown a fuse when it comes to this place.
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[long sigh. she knows she's talking about being Caitlyn's bitch before she even says anything.]
but I always have time for you, anyway.
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how would I know about something like that??
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now be serious. i ACTUALLY need some advice here.
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[oh my goddddd stop shoving that particularly awkward time in her face, Jinx.]
I'd probably beat the shit out of anyone that tried to make me their servant. i'm NOT caitlyn's servant.
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[GOD!!!]
I still don't know why you need this advice. don't you just have to do whatever they want or something? we've never been rich enough to have servants.
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because i lost a bet.
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what kind of bet
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the "im forced to be ur lackey for a whole month" kind of bet.
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sucks for you. and so you thought i'd have great sisterly advice, or something.
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and yea, like i said. ure princess long legs' pet. she says fetch and u start running. she says gas ur city to find ur little sister, and u say, "sure thing, babe!!! aanything for u!! just let me sleep at the end of ur bed tonight, ok?????? i wanna be close to ur boots and ur abnormally long feet!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕"
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["so not getting into this" and then proceeds to explain anyway, even though she's wasting her time trying to say otherwise.]
and I sleep on her chest, thank you very much. not near her feet like a dog.
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how romantic, i want to puke all over. anyway, im noticing a lack of "help" in our original conversation. wanna get on that any time soon?
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so... not really helpful.
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whelp! thanks anyway, sis. lets hope silco wont murder the guy. i know u two are close buds and junk.
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who did you lose the bet to?
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[brb she's marching into his inbox]
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and let me remind u that silco knows about this bet, so if ur want ur little buddy breathing correctly for the rest of this month, u might want to keep a close eye on him.
actually. silco's been a little more aggressive lately, more silco-y than usual.
i think he might have blown a fuse when it comes to this place.
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yeah no shit. i ran into him not too long ago and it didn't end well for me.
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are u ok? do u need anything?
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