WELL, im glad u asked, my biggest and dearest sister of mine.
when a girl (that's me!) is minding her own business and then a boy (that's ekko) comes up to her and says, "HEY, guess what? turns out my prayers of remembering some crap about this place has been answered. case in point, i remember dating your sexy beast ass.", things get...................out of hand.
in the "heat of the moment" kind of out of hand. and then the two lovebirds did the "hot steamy dance" without any sort of protection whatsoever. does the girl (that's me!) remember if the boy (that's ekko) pulled out in time before his fireworks exploded? NOPE! because *she* was setting off her own collection of explosives.
and well, u know. OUR way of knowing if someone is cooking a batch of sump-rats is if the chick is popping a lump. or morning sickness. but *im* special, and have shimmer swimming in my bloodstream, sooooo who knows if the same applies. so instead of doing the good old fashion praying to janna method - which is like praying to myself (me being zaun's goddess symbol) which WONT work because janna is a faker, ragna told me there are tests u can take. i have to piss on a stick, and it'll tell me if im growing a monster.
i can go either way, really. after raising isha and all, i think i got this parenting thing in the bag.
cw: nsfw..... why is she related to this germlin?
when a girl (that's me!) is minding her own business and then a boy (that's ekko) comes up to her and says, "HEY, guess what? turns out my prayers of remembering some crap about this place has been answered. case in point, i remember dating your sexy beast ass.", things get...................out of hand.
in the "heat of the moment" kind of out of hand. and then the two lovebirds did the "hot steamy dance" without any sort of protection whatsoever. does the girl (that's me!) remember if the boy (that's ekko) pulled out in time before his fireworks exploded? NOPE! because *she* was setting off her own collection of explosives.
and well, u know. OUR way of knowing if someone is cooking a batch of sump-rats is if the chick is popping a lump. or morning sickness. but *im* special, and have shimmer swimming in my bloodstream, sooooo who knows if the same applies. so instead of doing the good old fashion praying to janna method - which is like praying to myself (me being zaun's goddess symbol) which WONT work because janna is a faker, ragna told me there are tests u can take. i have to piss on a stick, and it'll tell me if im growing a monster.
i can go either way, really. after raising isha and all, i think i got this parenting thing in the bag.